We’re an offshore development company that provides web, app, software and complex development services to startups, scale-ups and large enterprises in the UK, USA and Europe.
We’re not so good at:
1. Reading your mind, which is why request all projects to be documented so that we can spend time doing rather than trying to understand what you mean.
2. Remembering birthdays – we can either remember deadlines or birthdays, but definitely not both.
We’re great at:
We work on 3 models:
1. Ad-Hoc – Get access to a development resource as and when you need it
2. Contracted – Faster lead times, roll-over credits and discounted rates
3. Dedicated – Assemble your own team with the top 10% of the global tech talent pool
Why working with us is so great:
1. We’re punctual – not a single deadline has been missed (Since school days)
2. Tech experts – a strict hiring process and rigorous QA and an awesome culture, meaning only the best of the best work with us.
3. Structured operations – we actually have a structured way of working and handling projects rather than just running into it headfirst.
4. Universal Coding Standards – If we need to explain this then we might be having the wrong conversation.
5. Crystal Clear Communications – Drop us a line anytime, we’ll be on hand.
6. Discreet – We are like ninjas, in and out without leaving a trace and we get the job done. We’re also happy to make this official with an NDA.
7. We have great banter – we work hard, so we deserve to crack a quick bad joke at the end of every zoom call. It will grow on you with time
We like talking about:
Work. Wanna get right down to it click here.
Anything. For a nice chat over a virtual cuppa click here.
Now you’re thinking:
Are these guys a serious tech business or do they just like cracking bad jokes?
Our Answer:
Does a bear sh*t in the woods?